Cutest Guacamole Recipe [Not Really a Recipe]

Have you ever wondered how guacamole is made?

Is there any “recipe” for guacamole?

Where does it come from? What’s its origin?

Well, I did wonder and this was the answer:

In Mexico there is this tiny animal and his name is Cucaracha. This animal, although its name could be translated into English as “Cockroach”, doesn’t in fact have nothing to do with the insect. Cucaracha is a cute little animal, a little bit furry, who wears a big mexican hat. He is very friendly and brave. He always has a gun and he defends Mexico when needed. The girls are crazy about him.

No one has succeeded in photographing Cucaracha. He likes to keep some mistery around him, but those who’ve seen him, describe him saying that he has certain similarities to Speedy Gonzales.