Why Cole Sprouse shouldn’t be a celebrity

Who is Cole Sprouse?

Cole Sprouse is a 29 y.o. American actor and he is apparently famous from his Disney collaborations, although I know him from Netflix’s Riverdale.

Why he shouldn’t be a celebrity

Because Cole Sprouse can’t stand the attention a celebrity normally gets. He has this thing called “Camera duels” and he describes it in the following way:

“This instagram is dedicated to the people out there who secretly take photos of me, and how I take photos of them first. May the fastest camera win.”

The images he posts are accompanied by texts that seem to be written by a 10 y.o. girl.

Being photographed when in public comes with being a celebrity. Take it or leave it. Although it seems that Cole doesn’t understand this. He acts as a drama queen. Maybe it would be better for everybody if he would just quit Netflix and Disney and whatever media project he has in mind.

The arty-farty

Cole Sprouse is trying to create an image of himself where he is this deep, intellectual, artistic person. He started as a Disney actor, then he studied archaeology, then he gained fame for his Riverdale character, then he got interested in photography – mostly fashion photography but also some “arty” pictures, and then he writes these boring long texts on his Instagram pages as if he would also be a big literature consumer and wannabe poet.

In fact, he is pretty bad at everything. His photographs are terrible, he has no eye for photography and has poor taste. Take this for instance:

This – this is such a bad photo. No lines, no directions, no contrast, no nothing. He could have highlight the dirt path for example, but no… It’s just an awful photo that transmits zero aesthetic energy. And read his “witty” comment. What Orwellian dystopia are you dreaming of?! Did he even read the novel? He writes these things so he would look smart and interesting. If he would put all this effort into actually trying to get better, he would be better.

Last but not least…

He recently posted some photos with his new girlfriend and wrote: “Time to piss off the 14yos again.”

Well, what a 29 y.o. actor who portrays an adolescent called Jughead would expect? Would he like it better if Monica Bellucci were to fall in love with him?

What is wrong with the 14″yos” to like him? If not him, then who? Keanu Reeves who is 56 y.o. or maybe a little boy, a Disney boy?

Cole doesn’t understand that he is a celebrity only because the 14″yos” like him. For everyone else he is just a clown. So he either be thankful to these adolescents, or he should quit his job.